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Lifetime Poop Counter

How much poop have you produced? Enter your age. The answer is more impressive than you think.

Your age

years

13,149 total poops

3,623 pounds produced

64 days on the toilet

3,000 rolls of toilet paper

32,873 gallons flushed

28.4 miles of TP (unrolled)

That's more than a small car weighs, enough water to fill a backyard swimming pool, and you've spent over 2 months of your life on the toilet.

Everyone does it. Might as well keep score.

Number Two tracks your daily stats so a year from now you can see the real numbers, not estimates.

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Where these numbers come from

The calculations use peer-reviewed averages rounded for a general Western-diet adult. Your personal numbers may differ based on diet, hydration, fiber intake, and gut health.

1.2 bowel movements per day - the median for healthy adults (Heaton et al., 1992). The normal range is 3x/day to 3x/week.
125 grams per stool - average for a Western diet. High-fiber diets produce 150-200g; low-fiber diets 75-100g (Cummings et al., 1992).
7 minutes per visit - self-reported average (various surveys, 2018-2024).
100 rolls of toilet paper per year - US average (Statista, 2023).
2.5 gallons per flush - blended average across modern low-flow (1.28 gal) and older (3.5 gal) toilets.
50 feet per roll - standard single-ply roll length.

Lifetime Poop Counter

Everyone does it. Might as well keep score.

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